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squish test

When your gf allows U to squeeze certain parts of her to check if they are good pillows
"Yes U can do a squish test on my boobs"
by Marigol September 28, 2023
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The Subway Test

The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
by TheOtherSamWISE January 19, 2014
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S.A.T. Tests

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.
S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.
by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018
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Test Run

When you bust out a fat wank the night before a workout, so you can hit the gym harder the next day
"Sorry bro got a Test Run tonight, maybe next week eh"
by tupacatupaca November 17, 2014
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slap testing

slapping another before a fight to see how tough they are
We are going to do slap testing before beating the shit out of one another.
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Voice test

A phrase used in Livejournal roleplaying circles to mean playing a character in a low-key, stress-free environment for the purpose of discerning how well one can play said character. Here, "voice" or "character voice" is shorthand for how in-character a player is.
"I'm posting with Cloud on dear_mun as a voice test. Here goes nothing!"
by Phida November 22, 2011
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Test Anxiety

The stressful feeling of wanting to do well on an exam that overwhelms you before or during an exam which leads to being afraid of failing
Due to my test anxiety telling me to not fail the exam, my brain completely went blank and I had absolutely no idea what to do to answer the questions. FML.
by Ghostgam3r March 22, 2022
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