green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™

Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.

by Auloi November 29, 2016

Luca Green

A retard that is a waste of space, energy and time. He is also know as a wankstain.

Stop it you are acting like Luca Green, you need to get your shit together.

by MGJoeyg17 February 6, 2022

Green Coat

The most bad ass of all the soldiers. They are virtually unstoppable. They're basically super upgraded redcoats. Each has the strength of a thousand men and wields a hand cannon that shreds all sentient life.

"You think we're gonna win the battle?"
"Hell no, They have Green Coats"

-Everyone

by ur mummy January 27, 2014

Abbey Green

Friends with Cher, Usher and U2. Professional Kickboxer. aka Queen Green. Fought John Cena in the early days. Popular on all major social media websites. Upcoming new celebrity seen at all the hottest parties. Known for beating anyone up who she feels threatened by. She is the reason Cee Lo wasn't on the voice…..

Don't make me pull an "Abbey Green" on your ass and beat you up!

by anon12345678900987654321 December 28, 2014

Frank Green

Only basic white girls have them and kobe.

Did you see the new frank green?
Shut the fuck up, veronica.

by Ilovelufa's November 21, 2022

Green Hole

The result of letting your anus sit in a damp room and grow mold and fungus. The act of having sex with a green hole is green holing.

A green hole can also be achieved by letting a guy with gonorrhea cum into your anus.

I have a dick infection cuz my GF wanted to try green holing. But her green hole was so tight and the mold got in my dick.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

green blast

Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.

Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"

by l33tLIES August 20, 2018