vanilla pudding pie

When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.

My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.

by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 15, 2012

Vanilla Snack Pack

During sex, you pull out and cum in her belly button, filling it to the top. During threesome's it's customary for the other female to eat this treat.

Tony just got up and left. I tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. I gotta wash these sheets.

by Darkshadows November 21, 2015

Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard

An eclectic blend of Crown Royal Vanilla, Henry Weinhard’s Vanilla Cream soda, and a frozen cube of Arctic ice.

Jace served at the pleasure of the king, but an introduction to Vanilla Whiskey Weinhard threatened to commandeer his loyalty.

by Weinhard October 6, 2019

Pure vanilla cookie

pure vanilla cookie is hot

"PURE VANILLA COOKIE IS HOT"

by Flop12345 December 11, 2021

Chocolate Vanilla Twist

the act of shitting into your partners mouth, then jizzing into there mouth and swirling it around with your penis using his/ her mouth as a bowl...resembling the chocolate vanilla twist ice cream

what'd you guys do last night? not much, i gave her a nice chocolate vanilla twist.

by paddywac216 May 11, 2010

Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

french vanilla bitch

not a fucking cappuccino

1: is that a cappuccino?

2: it’s french vanilla bitch!

by french vanilla bitch August 23, 2019