one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.

Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.

by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013

Annoying Orange Syndrome

When a show goes from being an awesome show online to a piece of shit on TV.

Fred used to be an okay show before it got movies on Nickelodeon. It's a victim of Annoying Orange Syndrome.

by MechanicalDoom June 21, 2014

Carpal Cellular Syndrome

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.

Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

by Out my name February 8, 2017

last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

by leaf337 February 12, 2017

Chronic Dab Syndrome

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so

Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks

by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017

Excessive Ball Bag Syndrome

When your ball bag is larger than it needs to be. Its like putting two grapes in a sainsburys carrier bag.

Your ball bag is hanging out your shorts, do you suffer with excessive ball bag syndrome.

by Modern day jesus October 16, 2018

Lame Duck Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual is unwilling to exert effort into maintaining friendships so resorts to collecting 'lame ducks' (the socially inept) who are otherwise incapable of forming friendships. A degree of empathy is involved as those with lame Duck Syndrome lack the ability to leave people marginalised or uncomfortable in social situations; they gravitate towards the socially awkward 'lame ducks' in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable. The 'lame ducks' are consequently grateful and cling to the affected believing in the existence of a friendship, thus the affected often suffer as they do not end up socialising with the people they ought to be, but rather act as the glue holding together a group of social outcasts.
This syndrome may be recognised in an individual who does not appear socially defective, yet socialises (in an often perfunctory manner) with those who are; the 'weird kids', outsiders and the psychologically unstable.

Why is John hanging out with the weird kids again?
He's got Lame Duck Syndrome, he can't help it.

by AnMaHa December 18, 2018