Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual

Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.

by AnusMeister May 13, 2013

fresh red snapper

The vagina of any hot good looking red-headed Irish woman.

Roy, did you see that beautiful reporter Kelly O-Donnel on MSNBC yesterday? My god, I bet she's got a 'fresh red snapper'! Probably shaves it too!

by Florida Sunshine November 9, 2009

taco snapper

Someone from Mexico, of Mexican descent

These goddamn taco snappers can never get my order right! WITHOUT tomatoes, Paco! How fucking hard is that?

by Pliesnigga May 27, 2008

Concrete slappers

A pair of shoes

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty

by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021

Slapper

Derived from the German word for slut; schlampe

That slapper is of questionable moral.

by deanovette March 4, 2010

snapper

Fetus, unborn baby, Irish slang

As in the great Irish film, The Snapper: The daughter's pregnant belly is referred to as the Snapper...Ah, he or she's a real Snapper!

by Petra777 January 13, 2008

smapper

derogatory term for one who spams. derived from a heinous misspelling of the word spammer. sometimes said 'pink smapper' as a reference to 'red snapper' a variety of fish and also a slang term for the female vulva.

"don't pay attention to that nub, he's just a smapper" "smap smap smapper!"

by uhhsam May 3, 2004