Noun
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the Sardinean String Theorymug. by Windisprite May 31, 2017
Get the Silly Stringmug. A "Vee-String Vagina Prosthesis" is an undergarment in the basic shape of a G-string which has the appearance of an artificial vagina colour-matched to the wearer's skin. Aimed primarily at crossdressers and at a male-to-female transgender niche market, it exists in various models - some of which claim to allow urination, masturbation or sexual activity with the vee-string in place. Evidently, your mileage may vary.
Confusingly, there have been multiple attempts to trademark "v-string" or "vee-string" (which are phonetically identical) for different products. Victoria's Secret has been trying since 1998 to trademark "v-string" as a store-branded variant of what is basically a g-string. Castle Supply has been trying since 2002 to trademark "vee-string" for an artificial prosthetic vagina, worn much like a g-string but for M2F TG's. And then there's the "v-strings that win" logo and slogan which had been used by Victory Sports for strings for tennis or badminton-style rackets apparently since the 1950's.
You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.
You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.
by bitchuck January 4, 2025
Get the v-stringmug. by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014
Get the string beaningmug. My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend
by GO COCKS March 24, 2017
Get the text stringmug. String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.
Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.
A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.
"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.
"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()
by benju May 9, 2013
Get the string smashingmug. Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.
String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.
Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.
by Delphius July 6, 2019
Get the string cheese abusemug.