stinky shampoo

When you take poop and wash someone's hair with it like it is shampoo

I went to my boyfriends house and he was suppose to shampoo my hair instead he did a stinky shampoo

by Fart master flash December 20, 2013

The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021

Stinky Ben

A guy who smells like he hasn't brushed his teeth in 10 years. He don't use shampoo in the shower or clean his tongue. He don't put on deodorant and wipes his teeth with a tissue.

You see that guy. He's a stinky ben

by B_Wags September 15, 2022

Stinky Moo

A very stinky person

*Person farts* wow you're such a stinky moo

by Sh!t stain April 14, 2021

Stinky Software

Embedded firmware which was designed quickly and cheaply, causing erratic and unpredictable behavior. Examples include a DVD player which needs to be unplugged after it locks up, a cellular phone which has to be rebooted after it refuses to respond, or a hotel elevator which stops at the wrong floor.

The bus driver informed us that the automated announcements occasionally provide the wrong information. I told him, "Sounds like you have stinky software."

by The Mad Photographer February 13, 2020

stinky salmon

when one takes their hand and slaps it wildly between the armpit of a chosen victim; similar to the dirty salmon

*Girlfriend hasn't showered*
*man walks up and flaps his hand uncontrollably in her armpit* *sniffs*
*WOO THATS A STINKY SALMON

by anonymous December 1, 2020

stinky gamer

A person that has a bad stench and smells of piss.

Mack Smith is a stinky gamer.

by Conphenomenon April 3, 2021