The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 24, 2007
Get the squidget mug.When you go to give someone a high five but instead of hitting their hand you pull away your hand in a squid motion(fingers pressed together and pull away) while yelling the word squid. Used to "punk" your friend.
Maddie: Good job Jeff! (Puts up hand for high five)
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.
Jeff:(Goes to complete the high five)
Maddie:(pulls hand away)SQUID!
Jeff: I hate you.
by Emily Ottenhoff, Jeff Beenes, Maddie Owak July 16, 2007
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by deadwood August 1, 2003
Get the squidgy mug.A specific strain of the HIV virus that leads to Squaids. It is extremely painful and involved sprouting a tail and climbing trees.
by Donnyell Bourgeios January 26, 2010
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Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.
Customer: Jokes man
Dealer: nah bruv, smoked all the Squidgy black.
Customer: Jokes man
by Lewie Lewie Lewie November 15, 2007
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