Squishy Turtled

When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.

I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.

by Heinous Turtle Maker July 2, 2024

squash tarts

A generic Pop Tart that has an unpleasant tasting filling and looks as if it flattened rather than rose during baking.

I hate it whenever mom buys those generic squash tarts that taste like the flavor was all squashed out.

by anonymous December 27, 2024

Squishy Onion

The act of pounding Shrek (a tall, burly, Scottish man) in the ass while he has violent diarrhea and Donkey (a smaller, smart talking acquaintance) watches from the cuck chair.

After hitting the pub, I took Seamus and Rory home for a squishy onion.

by BearHeadedShark February 3, 2026

squishy lishy

One who is lovable but squishy in the buttocks area. Very comfortable, very demure.

Squishy lishy needs a hug

by Sbs242 March 9, 2025

squishy

(adj) My favorite texture.

Whenever I'm stressed, I run to the nearest squishy surface

by chillydayswarmnights April 19, 2025

squishy

A woman's vulva (another vulgar slang term like pussy or cunt).

Here I am peeing in the toilet! See it coming out of my squishy?

by luvsex69 May 26, 2025

Squash Decking

When a homie is sitting down on the toilet, taking a shit, while another homie stands in front of them, pissing in between their legs.

That party was crazy last night, I went into the bathroom and saw two dudes squash decking!

by G-Fippy July 4, 2025