Slothpig

Most of Americans, Obese women in Moo-moos, Michelin tire arms, stomach, legs, neck and face, stomaching touching the ground, slow breathers, slow movers, 600lb women, fat morbidly obese people.

"Did you see that lady with the huge fupa, she lives like a slothpig."

"That huge ass lady looks like a slothpig."

by GanjaGal February 7, 2012

slothily

moving as slow as a sloth

Cody moved slothily to the kitchen to make a cup of tea when he was sick.

by Smiles5687 June 14, 2012

Slothenosis

A person who is fat, lazy, and is always sleeping, but claims to be active.

The woman down the street has slothenosis since she never leaves her bed.

by Kayso December 22, 2013

sloth le

An expression used in 'Singlish' to describe the feeling of being drunk and drowsy.

I got so wasted last night, I felt really sloth le.

by Jenzy December 26, 2013

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 2, 2014

slothiticion

A Slothiticion is someone who tries to get political information out to people who don't generally seek it for themselves in efforts of making it relevant enough in their lives that they might feel compelled enough to actually vote on the matter.

My buddy is always letting me know what's going on in my town. He's a real Slothiticion.

by Slothiticion November 10, 2014