Sponge

an icebreaker that can be said in any circumstance.

So how are your opinions on abortion?... sponge

by yaboisamson17 May 21, 2019

Spong

A spastic and a mong put together

"Hey Munro Galil your a proper fucking Spong"

by Dubzy21 July 6, 2021

Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

A sponge bob

a truth teller

easy going
not moody but will let you know when enough Is enough
sometimes sponge Bob type people think alot
sponge Bobs are conscious individuals who like living carelessly and adventurous in a childlike manner
(hence they speak the truth to not have to go back to a lie and have fun but not to much of it)
most sponge bobs are funny to others in a cute or good way (but they don't really realize it.) (as they mature they understand their humour)

sponge bobs don't Die.

I enjoy being "A Sponge Bob"
"A Sponge bob" isn't only a cartoon character
"A Sponge bob" people are the Best and easiest to get along with.

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

talk no sponge

Giving it to someone straight

I am not going to talk no sponge when I tell you about your diagnosis.

by Sponge talker September 8, 2017

Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen

Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.

by JM99 Official December 8, 2023