2 7 split

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.

"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"

by ramdonperson May 02, 2006

Split tail juice

Secretions from a vagina

Cummings from a pussy

Juices from a moose knuckle

Drippings from a female

Also know as a snail trail

She came so hard, her split tail juice was running down my thighs.

by 77NaughtyDaddysGirl92 February 21, 2022

Split-level bungalow

An easy prank or practical joke to play on estate agents, especially if they are a n00bs, a bit of a spacca or just tired.

Split-level is an estate agent term for having two floors, usually in an appartment. A bungalow has just the one floor. Most estate agents will not be able to put this together.

Caller: Hi, is that "(insert name here) Estate Agent"?

Estate Agent: Erm... yeah?

Caller: Great. Do you have any split-level bungalows?

Estate Agent: Oh, umm, I don't know, I'd better ask my manager.

by Slim_Jim October 22, 2008

split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

Split Arse Chuffer

A person who behaves like a arse!

My mate Ian is a real Split Arse Chuffer

by Centrol Boys June 27, 2011

split your difference

to get pumped real hard by a big dick/dildo

he split my difference lastnight

by most of all June 05, 2003

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

by aerick thomas September 20, 2007