Usually when a star athlete is benched for a period, they come out to the media and ask the Coach to play me or trade me, meaning get me on the field or let me go somewhere else and play. When you have been dating a woman for about six months, (or six weeks, in some cases), she may ask you where this relationship is going, ie either play me (marry me) or let me find someone else that will (trade me)
"How are things going with Sue??" "well, she gave me the "Play me or Trade me" speech last night, because we have been dating for a year and haven't mentioned getting married"
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
"Bummer, I feel for you..."
by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007
Get the "Play me or Trade me" speech mug.GOD SPEED THE PLOW -- "God speed the plough, 'a wish for success or prosperity,' was originally a phrase in a 15th-century song sung by ploughmen on Plough Monday, the first Monday after Twelfth Day, which is the end of the Christmas holidays, when farm laborers returned to the plough. On this day ploughmen customarily went from door to door dressed in white and drawing a plough, soliciting 'plough money' to spend in celebration.
Person #1: You know that cool guy Jake we met at the party who is still in high school? Get this - he has started dating this good looking college girl.
Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
Person #2: Wow. Gods Speed, Jake...
by ilikecoffeeandwhiskeyandcigarettes May 22, 2008
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When a man sits astride of a wooden plank with a woman's face in front of his balls. As he spurts forth with diarrhea, his nuts hit her in the face repeatedly.
Tanya thought she was going to walk the plank, but it turned out she was only there to receive the El Paso Speedbag.
by Here N. Thayer December 3, 2006
Get the El Paso Speedbag mug.Student1:I hate speech class.
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
Student2:Yeah I know what you mean. It's possibly the most demoralizing class I'll ever take at high school.
Student1: Just thinking about it makes me depressed.
Student3 who loves speech class: .....(Oh wait, this person doesn't really exist because no one loves speech class)
by EEEEthan May 13, 2007
Get the Speech class mug.At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!
by matrixbadger July 27, 2009
Get the Wedding Speech Game mug.Hey there, high speed, why didn't you do twenty push-ups like I told you to?
He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.
He's so high speed he'd trip over his own two feet.
by Ayame Emaya September 9, 2006
Get the high speed mug.The Charlottesville Speed limit is when driving in Charlottesville Virginia, whatever the Speed Limit sign says but mentally add 10 to it. E.G. 55 + 10 = 65.
Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
Unless there are any police around, then it's what the sign says.
by Anonymous#20XX April 30, 2010
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