Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021
Get the Epic Snailmug. Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.
by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023
Get the Midnight Cum Snailmug. by Unknown#390 June 12, 2024
Get the Slimy Snail dickmug. by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
Get the turbo snailmug. When you pee in a girls butt. She panics and runs to bathroom. On her way to the bathroom, she leaks pee out of her butt.
by Corindos September 10, 2025
Get the Snail Trailmug. by Dunnydb June 20, 2023
Get the Pants Snailmug. Snail Trail which is a sexual activity when the one partner shits on the other partners groin area, which then they proceed to slide back and forth creating what is to be called a Snail Trail.
"Yo man me and my girl tried the Snail Trail last night and that shit was fucking awesome, you gotta try it."
"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
"Bro I heard that shit was gas I've gotta talk to my girl about performing the Snail Trail on me."
by FelchForLife84 March 18, 2023
Get the Snail Trailmug.