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Scurryfunge

A scurryfunge is a hasty and frantic cleaning spree or tidying up of a room just before unexpected guests arrive. It's the whirlwind of activity that ensues when you realize your home looks like a hurricane hit it, and you need to make it presentable in the shortest time possible.
Usage Example 1: "When the doorbell rang unexpectedly, Sarah had to embark on a mad scurryfunge to hide the laundry mountain and clean up the pizza boxes."

Usage Example 2: "Upon hearing that her in-laws were coming over, Lisa launched into a full-blown scurryfunge, enlisting the entire family in a race against the clock to make the house spotless."
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oh god i my fleeb is really slurbed right now !!!!!!
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Slurge

When someone types or says something stupid and/or malicious, you may feel the urge to use a slur in response due to a mixture of anger and annoyance, since they are either too stupid or too bad-faith to understand what you're trying to say.

this is feeling the 'slurge'.

Funniest when used as a fake 90s energy drink slogan in our opinion.
Bro, you're making me feel the slurge.

Every time I read something posted by Jackson Hinkle, I feel the slurge.

I got that slurge in me.

you're giving me an overwhelming slurge right now.

That post was so slurge-worthy...
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Slurbing

reverse edging; a term that is used to beat at a optimal time (using the least amount of time to finish)
Bro, why are you still edging. We be Slurbing now.
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sburro

sburro can be interpreted literally or just to say a funny word
minchia che sburo!
ho sburato ovunque quella sera
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slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
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slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"
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