Sharnii Simpson

A fat girl who claims to be pregant but really jenny craig failed so she needs a excuss.

Even if she is pregant the baby is already at a great disadvangate by not knowing who the father is.

Im sharnii simpson i smoke and drink cause i like my baby to get high and drunk

by Emu park REPP June 5, 2011

oj simpson

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

by bigtones January 21, 2005

Alicia Simmons

A girl who got known pretty much for the fact that she's engaged to Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance.

She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.

She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.

I don't understand why Alicia Simmons has fans.

by srsly yo September 15, 2008

Cody Simpson

The Australian Justin Bieber.

Person 1: Omg whos that kid?
Person 2: Oh, thats Cody Simpson.
Person 1: What does he do?
Person 2: What Justin Bieber does only with an accent.

by ldkmfijdskolcmvnjhdfisl June 29, 2011

jessica simpson

a girl who is so fucking hot it doesn't even matter that she's dumb.

"she cant spell dude!"
"who gives a shit shes like jessica simpson id lube up and make love to the arches of her feet if i could"

by T Cash January 21, 2006

jessica simpson

A stupid, dumb slut. Enough said.

Jessica Simpson should go jump off a bridge and die!

by loserxcore September 4, 2005

jessica simpson

she looks like a man for christ's sake. look at her manly butt chin. have you seen her without makeup? she'd make a cute gay male. im not even kidding. if you jack off to her, then you'd jack off to her, then you'd probaby jack off to a blown up cartoony doll.

i bet jessica simpson was born a man and had tons of surgery from it's rich parents.

by nicky lachey October 11, 2006