Shit on the marble

There is a trouble waiting ahead, and you know it's almost happening. It is common phrase used by American expats living in Europe.

When caught on camera cheating with another girl, Christopher knew there was shit on the marble.

by Sunlightfromthecandle August 9, 2018

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

shit the titty

when you drink before noon

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty

by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021

Make Shit Good

A food item loved by Uncle Roger which is his version of what MSG stands for.

Uncle Roger: Do you know what MSG stands for?
Me: Monosodium glutamate?
Uncle Roger: HAIYAA. No. It stands for 'Make Shit Good' beucase it makes shit good. You see?

by A very weird person January 4, 2023

Crack Head Shit

Another word for stupid;When a person does stupid shit without any real reason, cause or valid explanation.

Craig got fired for stealing boxes. Stealing boxes? Damn.. Now that’s some Crack head shit

by Khandi86 July 3, 2018

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010