Seal Clubbing

A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.

by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009

seal emoji

u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'

person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger

person 2: 'seal emoji'

by seal emoji girl November 24, 2021

steven segall

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008

Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump

She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.

by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009

The Navy Seal

You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.

I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.

by ToMMyGuNNz April 1, 2009

angry seal

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion

i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!

by torgasmo March 31, 2009

break the seal

When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.

Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.

Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"

Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."

Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."

by The Big IP February 1, 2006