Repetitive sitcom appearing in the 90's and early 2000's featuring whiny jewish humor and unrealistic, cornball slapstick. Each episode was roughly the same as the last with varying degrees of change such as character George not getting along with woman B as opposed to woman A yesterday. Highly popular among the bread and circuses crowd who also revere American Idol.
by snoobo September 6, 2007
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1. A cool Texan that's really random and writes fics. He has an overactive imagination and sense of humour. He wants to see Chris Slinger burn in hell. Trailmon make him randy. He is insane and thinks Patamon is real, when he is just a cardboard cutout. Eh, insanity is r0xX0r anyhow. He's a great friend. He plans to spread the gospel of SnS to everyone, and convert them into crazed cultists. ...yeah, that's horrible. Anyways, great guy, likes catgirls, hamsters, Haros, and Ryoko, and has his own spaceship. I haven't been in it. Fucking cheapass, I don't want to pay rent.
2. A insane person who plays FFXI too goddamn long. ;.;
3. Uhm...verb: to seif, as in, to go crazy and start seeing Digimon.
1. A cool Texan that's really random and writes fics. He has an overactive imagination and sense of humour. He wants to see Chris Slinger burn in hell. Trailmon make him randy. He is insane and thinks Patamon is real, when he is just a cardboard cutout. Eh, insanity is r0xX0r anyhow. He's a great friend. He plans to spread the gospel of SnS to everyone, and convert them into crazed cultists. ...yeah, that's horrible. Anyways, great guy, likes catgirls, hamsters, Haros, and Ryoko, and has his own spaceship. I haven't been in it. Fucking cheapass, I don't want to pay rent.
2. A insane person who plays FFXI too goddamn long. ;.;
3. Uhm...verb: to seif, as in, to go crazy and start seeing Digimon.
by KS, God of Evil April 4, 2004
Get the Seif mug.A clever, yet classy way of telling someone that you gave a blowjob. Can be said in public and on social networks with no shame and no suspicion. If you really want to be inconspicuous, you can even simply say "carpe diem" while encouraging someone to do it.
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Derives from the obvious acronym "S the D", i.e. "suck the dick"
Girl 1: How was that party last night?! Did anything interesting happen?
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
Girl 2: Yeaa I seized the day!
Girl 1: YOU GO GIRL!
Girl 1: I don't know if should hook up with him or not! Should I do it?
Girl 2: Yes do it!! Carpe diem!
Girl 1: You're right! I have to seize the day!
Guy 1: Dude did she seize the day?!
Guy 2: Hell yes she did!
Guy 1: YOO MY MANN *bro hug*
A Slut: NOW IS THE TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY!
by Roccstar October 10, 2012
Get the Seize The Day mug.I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.
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