Season oner

A person who thinks season one, or earlier seasons of a given TV show was the best, and the rest is shit. Mild insult intented.

Penny: "I thought he liked that show!"
Leonard: "Yeah, but he's a season oner, so..."

by UrbanKhan November 15, 2015

The off-season

When a Boul softens up and become a bitch

Technically Dick Up SZN doesn't end. A person can chose when it ends for them.

Meaning that a person softens up and becomes bitch made and scared to rumble

Man 1: yo you see Boul over there? I heard he caught a body last week
Man 2: hell no nigga. He in The off-season

by Souf Phully October 8, 2021

goosing season

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

White season

when a person who is usually not interested in whites suddenly become interested

Kev: yo im suddenly finding white girls attractive
link: Its white season gang gang

by EternalAngel March 22, 2019

Well Seasoned

A person who is so unbelievably salty, that it dominates their personality.

And I mean salty, to a sad degree...

Human 1: Dude why was Chad so salty yesterday?

Human 2: I'm not sure, he's just been really Well Seasoned recently

by TheScratchinCO May 3, 2022

seasoned pan

When you are coking on the stove and you purposely, or are lazy and use the previous pan or skillet that is already on the stove and you can taste the seasoning and flavor from the previous dish. This works especially well eggs and other absorbant foods. Best results occur after coking a steak or any other fancy foods. If you do not know what was previously cooked, don't worry, it will still turn out good 99% of the time. However, if the previous dish was burnt it will turnout bad 100% of the time. Seasoned plates do not work and are gross, needless to say.

Pops: Wow, son this meal is delicious. What seasoning is on this food?
Me: I used a seasoned pan pops!
Pops: I love you.

by z!g July 10, 2009

Raccoon Season

When multiple high school freshman girls start to experiment with make-up around the same time. Overuse of eyeliner being used results in dark rings around the eyes, similar to that of the common raccoon.

Upperclassmen 1: "Holy shit! Do you see how much eyeliner those freshman chicks have on!?"

Upperclassmen 2: "Yeah, it's Raccoon Season"

by shreddingsociety November 29, 2010