Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

by gravity——boiiiiii February 24, 2024

sir dinglefard

the almighty creator of the league of dinglefards

Obama: let me offer you my family as a payment, sir dinglefard

by cacafard420 July 21, 2022

Sir Smashalot

Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.

Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????

by The Double E August 27, 2023

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 06, 2025

Sir Quandale of Dinglebury

The official title of his goofiness, Quandale Dingle. Quandale Dingle is the most skividi goofyahh in all the 💀 no cap.He enjoys Mogging the local Betas as he activates his Sigma Grindset In the morning 💀😭 Bro gers all the hoe's and leaves us cummin in socks 💀 bro is the most 🙏 in the history of 😭

ALL HAIL NO CAP BLESS UP💀

All hail Sir Quandale of Dinglebury no cap💀💀💀😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

by Agent_Z August 02, 2024

Sir Gregory

The term used when you are completely shit-faced and mix malibu rum with some delicious orange juice.

Did you try the Sir gregory at that party? It was f*ckin intense

by alaskachick March 04, 2011

sir shabba ranks

just the loveliest of toe suckers, only likes two things in life, crossbows on cod and beautiful feet. you're my dad boogie woogie woogie love you step dad!

i bet you that guy loves feet like sir shabba ranks

by TheOnlyHerbert March 28, 2022