square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017

root him out

find out something

scarlet: how do i find adam?
rio: idk root him out

by dumbitchiris January 15, 2020

On the root

To be beyond on the meat, going all the way down to the root. An extreme measure of being on the meat. Locked in and dedicated to the meat all the way to the root!

Man old Vic just ain't on the meat, he's "on the root"!

by The original dirty one March 8, 2020

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

hate-root

Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).

“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”

“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”

by ProsecuteICE November 10, 2018

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Renee root

A total bitch who no one likes

Quit being a Renee Root

by lordofmemes50 March 27, 2019