affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

Grave robbing

Hitting your Juul when the light is red, indicating a very low or dead battery.

Juuler 1: Ah shit, my Juul is basically dead. Look at that red light.

Juuler 2: Looks like you're gonna have to go grave robbing.

by Austin From Boston June 16, 2018

Rob

The most amazing man among men. An honest person,faithful husband. Polite to a fault but is an unconquerable opponent should you find yourself on his bad side. Robs are generous and witty. Intelligence is one of the many traits hard to hide for them.

Rob is amazing. He loves his wife Rose.

by Aew-some June 24, 2018

robbed at pinpoint

When you get cheated out of victory, specifically while bowling

Mimi got a strike, but the scoring machine counted it as a gutterball. She was robbed at pinpoint

by Mimi and Pi August 22, 2018

Rob’s push

A tactic used by high level players to use in buttholes.

Hey guys wanna do a “rob’s push” on to site?

Hell yeah, let’s bm these assholes

by 514y312 February 4, 2019

Crack head rob

That guy who walks around with a lawnmower, hes always mowing yards in the summer and your pretty sure he lives in the woods.

"There's crack head rob tell him I need him to do our grass next"

by moneytrees98 February 5, 2019

Rob

The sexy guy around town who is a ladies man and athletic, but also better than every grey around town

Oh dear, he must be a rob”faints”

by Goatboy132 February 8, 2019