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roastery

A made-up word used by people in the specialty coffee industry when attempting to describe where they work.
What do you do?
I roast artisanal, gluten-free, cruelty-free, specialty coffee beans.
What?
I work at a roastery.
...
...
That's not a word.
by 90plas May 6, 2018
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roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them
Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans
by ispillthingz February 22, 2018
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Roastlighting

When a used up roastie posts a cringy liberal article on social media, trying to show off how progressive she is because she knows she can't compete with younger women otherwise. In seeking this validation, the roastie attempts to steal the spotlight from the young and fertiile.
"Janet spent her 20's riding the cock-carousel, and now that she's 35 and hit the wall she spends her days roastlighting."
by Skiptag January 18, 2019
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Roastado

Roastado is very similar to roasted. It is said in a joking way, but is not always a joke. The difference from roasted and roastado is that the roastado is not always a roast, it can also be just a statement that is negative towards the person being spoken to. Roastado could also be referring to the Roastado army, a group thats only goal is to make roastado a thing.
Random person: How the hell did you forget that entire section of your homework, Vaseline?
Vaseline: ...
Other random person: ROASTADO!
by hazyy! January 22, 2019
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roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
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Roast your smallest friend day

On December 10th it’s roast your tallest friend day. So why not get them back all day on December 11th you get to roast them all day.
Tall friend: I’m gonna get back at you from yesterday

Small friend: really how? I bet you can’t

Tall friend ya well guess what day it is
Small friend: what day is it. oh no
Tall friend: The 11th that means....
Small friend: ya ya roast your smallest friend day
by Always_small December 6, 2019
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Roastree

Scooby doo’s failed attempt as saying the name “Ghostly” derived from the depths of hell and revived as a meme
Ruh Roh RoastRee
by AvelineIG April 3, 2020
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