Rodeo roach

A female who rolls around a rodeo swarming to their prey (aka a old man wit money) and sticks around them until they stop getting what they want.

That rodeo roach just took my husband!

by Wackurh0e4vbucks October 12, 2022

Roach

Little brats that are dirty and don’t shower usually named lily.

Lily is such a roach she won’t go away

by obamasbathwater June 6, 2020

Master Roach

A final boss battle in your roach infested home where the roach is about 2 inches, it appears to fly and moves very fast, faster than the human eye can see. If you can kill this beast, every single roach in a 2 mile radius will instantly combust.

Bro, did you see that huge cockroach, I think they call him master roach.

by airsoftgun765 August 3, 2023

Roach

Someone who is disrespectful, does the bare minimum. They just hang around for way longer than you’d ever want, doing you no good.

“He’s such a roach. Let’s exterminate him from your life, you deserve better”

by somewhitebish January 27, 2019

Roach Motel

A group of Micronesians; Micronesia Mart; often characterized by the presence of crumbs.

Cami lives at a roach motel.

by ckl808 February 20, 2018

Roaching Around

"Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace: breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the chill nonchalant vibe.

So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many Busch light, decide to turn the Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track, but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. Then one of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into the curb. That’s peak roaching around.

by Willious The Sillious November 24, 2024

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.

I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!

by BlakeSke January 23, 2019