Put your grasses on

This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".

" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"

Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."

"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"

by gwenbark July 15, 2022

If it's swimmin put a lemon.

A restaurant phrase used when a garnish or lemon is placed with a dish that has some sort of fish.

Cook: "Order up!"
Server: "Thanks dude."

Cook: "Hey man, If it's swimmin put a lemon."

by hey miss! September 30, 2009

put a donk on it

A close synonym for 'hurry up' or 'get a move on.' Used to indicate that the person needs to get their shit together and often leave. To increase the urgency in the expression one can use 'fucking' between the 'a' and the 'donk.'

Also used when having a drinking session with friends to encorage a member of the group to finish their drink or catch up with the others.

Friend 1: Have you packed yet? We need to leave otherwise we're going to miss the train.
Friend 2: No mate. I'm just about to.
Friend 1: Well put a fucking donk on it then!

Drinking Friend 1: Everyone finished their cans yeh?

Drinking Friends: Yeh, get us some more mate.
Slow drinking friend: Don't worry about me guys, i've still got half to go. Start without me.

Drinking friend 1: Come on mate put a donk on it and we'll start the next can together.

by Revilo JW November 14, 2010

put up on blocks

Ripped off. Swindled.

You paid how much for those shoes?! Man, you got put up on blocks

by Chris Love January 20, 2007

put pocketing

When a person puts something into your pocket. It is the same as reverse pick pocketing. It is done by some advertising agencies to promote their product.

The advertisers are getting more aggressive and cheap with their put pocketing campaigns. At one time they would put a fiver in the pocket with their ads. Now they put tasteless trinkets of negative value.

by mlhiss August 25, 2009

Put the Taco Meat on her Butt

A very obscure way of saying one would engage in intercourse with a female they have no respect for. "Taco Meat" is in reference to man-meat entering the unknowing female's pink taco.

Rusty: That cashier is cute.

Remington: Meh. She's okay.

Rusty: I'd put the taco meat on her butt.

Remington: She'll probably let you. She looks like a pin cushion for dicks.

by MidgetHerder March 4, 2013

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022