One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!
Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?
by dirtybird95 May 23, 2009

Cum-Puss-Arrhea is one of the foulest substances known to man, it is a mix of cum (semen), puss and Diarrhea
Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.
Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?
Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.
Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?
Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.
by Danzo!!! January 25, 2011

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by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021

When the warm brown residuals from your baby cannon have glazed the dick on the last day of your period.
After a week, I gave him the ol' burnt pork puss.
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
On day 4, God spoke and said "Give me burnt pork puss or give me death"
by MargoFromFargo April 22, 2020
