purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 21, 2011

Purple Bagel

A mixture of a blue waffle and a red pancake.

ew look at that purple bagel that is disgusting.

by qwertyuiopasfghkjbidghhfghjfhj January 9, 2012

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Purple Hyacinth

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?

read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

by I simp for athena October 21, 2020

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Argyle is such a hottie

Purple palm tree delight makes argyle even more of a hottie.

by Pingle July 3, 2022

purplepiller

a purplepiller means (a) you are sort of aware of that staying on the grid of modern society is a dystopian matrix-like experience but you've not yet resolved how to overcome it, or (b) you are on the fence with regard to redpilled i.e. manosphere ideals, and bluepilled, i.e. western socialist/liberalism ideals.

he's not a redpiller yet, he's a purplepiller

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022