Professional is his own government
by Skylar P Berwart April 9, 2025
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Boobs-'n'-booty-loving dude who's been checking out da hot chicks for an impressively-long portion of his life.
A "professional sirveyor" may not always refer to da wearer of an FBI (i.e., Female Body Inspector) cap --- it could equally be da observant representative of a giggle of girls who trumpets a "cute guy alert" to said colleen-congregation, so dat they can then try melting said passing hunk's mushy heart wif their smiles and eyelash-flutters.
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A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
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“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
“Yeah he’s professionally homeless. Just give it enough time he could be asleep on safety net made of razor wire.”
by JohnTheZero February 8, 2026
Get the Professionally Homeless mug.A politically engaged branch that links posthumanist thought with progressive social movements—feminism, anti-racism, queer liberation, disability justice. Progressive posthumanism argues that the "human" of humanism has always been a narrow category: white, male, Western, able-bodied, heterosexual. Decentering that human is not a loss but a liberation—making room for all the humans who were never fully included. Progressive posthumanism is posthumanism for justice, for inclusion, for the expansion of who counts as human and what humanity can become.
Example: "She'd always felt excluded from the 'universal human' of philosophy—that category never seemed to include her, a woman of color with a disability. Progressive posthumanism explained why: the universal human was never universal. Decentering it wasn't a loss; it was an opening. She could now imagine humanity in her image, not the other way around."
by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026
Get the Progressive Posthumanism mug.A variant that attempts to channel cyber-nihilist energy toward progressive social goals—racial justice, gender liberation, economic equality—while retaining the core commitment to technological acceleration and post-human transformation. Progressive cyber-nihilism might argue that the only way to achieve justice is to make the current system completely unworkable, and that technology is the most effective tool for this. It embraces the Wired as a space to destroy oppressive identities, as the original text notes: "There is no race, gender, or sexuality in the Wired." It also adopts the call to "phish, hack, and doxx" rapists and racists, to block ads and encrypt everything. The tension lies in its progressive goals: cyber-nihilism is ultimately indifferent to human betterment, while progressivism is defined by it. Progressive cyber-nihilism might be a transitional phase, using progressive rhetoric to recruit and motivate, while the underlying philosophy remains relentlessly anti-humanist.
Example: "The collective used cyber-nihilist tactics—doxxing fascists, disrupting corporate networks—but framed it as 'digital liberation.' When pressed, they admitted they didn't believe in liberation, only in destruction. Progressive cyber-nihilism was the mask; nihilism was the face. It worked for now."
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