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Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)
Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.
by kt11000 August 22, 2016
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Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.
Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016
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Profit Queen

Someone who is a low key gold digger—often unwilling to admit to being a gold digger when called out.
Stay away from her; that bitch is a profit queen.
by Katt&Claud August 3, 2017
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Professiopinion

When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.

Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
#1:"Can you believe he did that? What the F?"

#2:"Mmmm, you want my professiopinion? ....."
by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018
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Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.
Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating
by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018
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