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Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016
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Someone who is a low key gold digger—often unwilling to admit to being a gold digger when called out.
by Katt&Claud August 3, 2017
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Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018
Get the Professiopinion mug.A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
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Chiefly UK English.
An amalgamation of pro + faff
Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.
For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.
Chiefly UK English.
An amalgamation of pro + faff
Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.
For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.
Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.
Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.
You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating
Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.
You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating
by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018
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