Progression Fetish

Progression fetish refers to a pattern of attraction or romantic interest in individuals who are at a further stage in life than the person they attract.
While correlated with financial status, age or power dynamics, it can go against it, since it usually happens as a result of simply perceiving the person as a source of general purpose in pursuing your aspirations.

- How did our loser friend get a girlfriend?

- Bro, he graduated and tried to pick up first-year college chicks. He played on her progression fetish.

by seriousspam October 30, 2023

Processor Performance

The speed of your CPU in your PC, laptop, or workstation. This is never written out in full and is always abbreviated as "pp."

Guy with massive Processor Performance: I have a huge pp.
Guy with tiny Processor Performance: I wish my pp was that large.

by ledskof November 14, 2023

Proscension

Occurs when one is be condescending while also being pretentious, usually in a contentious manner

"You are worthless and beneath me as I graduated from an Ivy League University and you only managed to graduate from a local Community College!"

"I don't appreciate your proscension as I am you equal and as intelligent as your are!"

by Jeffrey Scott Olivo August 13, 2024

Proscension

Protentious condescension typically expressed in a contentious manner.

"You are worthless and beneath me as I graduated from an Ivy League University and you only managed to graduate from a local Community College!"

"I don't appreciate your proscension as I am you equal and as intelligent as your are!"

by Jeffrey Scott Olivo August 13, 2024

micro progression

A term used to describe improvement over time, whether it is in oneself, a task or a situation. The term denotes a step by step progress of small improvements with each step.

It took me thirty years to become the best. It was a micro progression.

by Hugh Wards June 20, 2020

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023

Human food processor

When your eating or finish chewing but you have to take a shit and you shit while eating.

What are you doing? Doing the human food processor

by Golden asian December 19, 2014