Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle

Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!

by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

press angles

To take a stand and do something about it.

“Should i press angles on him”
“nah i’m pressing angles”

by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023

Quarter press

While experiencing a quarter chub, a man will finagle his penis into a woman’s vagina via thumb and forefinger.

I couldn’t my cock rock hard, so I gave ‘er the ol’ quarter press.

by Flaccidpatchkids November 17, 2021

Sank pressing

A Human male presses his dick up against glass.

Nathan stop sank pressing

by Dishongn December 2, 2016

Pickle Press

Verby Erby: To press THE PICKLE........... PRESS THAT SHIT......................................

let's put the pickle in context.

Gizmocat: MEOW
Kelly Gordys women: GORDY!

Gordy is at the window with his pickle up against the glass

PICKLE PRESS:
to press THE PICKLE against the glass

by milkthatwilklittleleeeeooooo.L February 21, 2024

cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.

Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.

by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009