posternity

A combination of posterity and eternity. It really does go on forever and ever and ever.

Travis: "I've come up with an idea for the ages"

Steve: "It'll go down in posternity"

by digik9 June 17, 2013

Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.

Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."

by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014

fat posters

people who post random definitions of fat who define the word, then after defining the word, gives a long drawn out speech about how its whats on the inside that counts. Also might speak of how dieting and excersise wont help them when in truth they never stick with it.

i understand there are diseases that a very select few have that keeps them big, but its a very small percent.

example of fat posters:
its not my faut im fat, im just big boned

ex. i cant do a push up so i cant excersise

ex. i have a disease and it keeps me fat

by fatty boy#69 December 24, 2010

Poverty Poser

Any young, apparently healthy, Twenty-something pan-handler that clearly isn't homeless and is looking to get some "Street cred". They usually return home to the suburbs after a day or so to bemoan their fate. Often dressed better than the people that give them handouts.

That Poverty Poser is a fraud! He's not homeless; he lives next door to me!

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

patriot poser

a female with sideburns

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.

by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018

Anti-Human Poser

A person who says they hate humans, and claims to be from another planet or universe.

-Ugh. Humans are so stupid!

-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.

-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.

-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."

by No_username_available June 17, 2011

Poser Metal

Metal that has no point in it's lyrical content and is incapable to be listened to by any real metal head on this earth. I.E. Dethklok, Cannibal Corpse, Bring Me the Horizon, I Killed the Prom Queen, We Butter The Bread With Butter. The list goes but i cannot bare to name anymore of these trivial bands. And to you fuckers who enjoy this shit. Go listen to some goddamn Black Sabbath. Oh and Fuck Kiss.

Loud obnoxious noise coming from a group of Posers
Metal Head: Hey turn that shit off!
Poser 1: This is I Wrestled A Bear Once and it's better than anything you listen to Faggot.

Metal Head walks over to table finds phone in which it is being played on and smashes it.

Metal Head: Fuck You and that whinny arrogant emo shit to. Fuckin Poser Metal

by Fuckthisshitimgoinghome August 22, 2011