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love seat plant

Basically, the same as couch potato or sofa spud. Anyways it just means a lazy person who sits on a love seat watching television
Dude: Guy, what is your daily routine?
Guy: I sit on a love seat watching television
Dude: Ok, you are a.
*results printing*
Dude: Love Seat Plant
by IHaveAGun January 5, 2023
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who gave my son a plant

no but like who gave my son a plant. he fucked it
by haydenÕwÕ November 2, 2019
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panther

A member of the Black Panthers; a militant civil rights organization from the 1960's.
Purpose was to lift the morale and spirits of the then underpriviledged inner city black population.
Derived from this idea- the members of this group are like panthers, in the sense that they don't
attack unless they are put into a corner, so to speak, and are provoked to attack.
by esS-dOt. December 3, 2003
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panther

when a gay man hits on or is interested in younger gay guys.
Dude, he's such a panther. He's 45 years old but he still goes for guys in their early 20s.
by RoyGeeBiv February 15, 2012
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Panther Swipe

When you blow your load in your hand. Either from jerking it or if a bitch dont finish. Then u smere it on her face with a swipe. Then you say Bitch, lick dat off
This bitch was giving me dome, but didnt finish, so i put my semen in my hand and panther swiped her.
by witekastle February 26, 2009
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planchet

A disgusting, almost un-human women or man, ugly and sloppy beyond belief. Can be compared to untouchable or erotican't
"Hey dude, you see that chick over there?"
"Aww fuck man, she's a fuckin' planchet she's so hane!"
by cogen December 31, 2007
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vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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