Phone sweat

The sweat that collects on the side of your face after a long call on your cell phone. Usually much worse with flip phones than sliders, blackberries or iPhones. Results is a slightly disgusting hand wipe after your call ends.

I was on with HP for 90 minutes, and when I finally got off I had phone sweat all over the side of my face.

by Synon July 12, 2011

Phone vulture

A person who spends the entire day waiting for a phone call, usually darting their eyes to the phone every few seconds to see if it would start magically ringing. Like a vulture, whenever someone else would like to make a phonecall or receive one, the phone-vulture screams at them to "keep the freaking lines open", and on most occasions rears up to attack.

For cellphone-users, people usually look at the screen every two minutes to see the time, and check their inbox for any unread text-messages.

Fred: Did you see how Jenny was waiting around the phone like that? My grandmother is calling today and she won't let me use it.

Carol: Oh, yeah. She had a one night stand with Tom and he's supposed to call her. Of course he never will, but you know how much of a phone vulture she can be.

by Red_Stump August 25, 2009

phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.

Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"

by Jypcie February 6, 2009

creep phone

A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e

Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"

by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.

The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.

by Aeroscout February 11, 2023

future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for

an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh

by aborted_robot April 23, 2010

Phone Moocher

Someone who uses their friend's phone to avoid paying their own mobile fees.

- "Hey dude, where's your phone?"
- "Oh, Mike has it. He ran out of texts on his."
- "What a phone moocher.."

by infected xD July 27, 2010