persialosiraptor

a new type of creature that if you buy one, you can get the second half off.

Dude 1: Have you heard of the persialosiraptor?!

Dude 2: Yea! I’m gonna buy one soon!

by kalifanodookie June 2, 2022

persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob

As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

Persnackety

A combination of the words “persnickety,“ and “snack.“ Feeling fussy or cranky when you need a snack. An alternative to “hangry.”

I snapped at my boyfriend while we were shopping at Walmart because I hadn’t eaten all day and I was feeling persnackety.

by The Quixotic Witch July 24, 2022

Preska

It originates from Slovenia. She is a type of girl that is the total opposite of limka. She wears skinny jeans and thight tops. Her daddy has lots of money and she buys brands. She cares about her grades but she is dumb. She swears that she will never get drunk, high, will never try and sort of alcohol drugs ect. She is also a little bit pick me girl and she loves gasers.

Miloš: look at her she has new karl lagerfeld sneakers

Dejane: she must have got some daddys money she is such a preska.

by Balkanana August 9, 2022

Perskrimpshin

A blind ump or referee. Usually ruins games for players and the fans. Not very chad-like

After the ump made a bad call, people started calling him a Perskrimpshin.

by HiJonathan September 26, 2022

persian

a persian speaker from Iran, Afghanistan and Tajikistan

Is he a Persian?

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022