blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 07, 2021

Glory paste

The crust left on the wall after you shoot your load

Don't eat that. That is glory paste

by CE4ev90 December 26, 2020

past cute

someone who used to be cute back in the day and still thinks they are cute now.

When I first met Marc he was cute but that was 23 years ago, now he is past cute.

by jodijodigeee July 01, 2019

happy paste

cum

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious

by t02j February 23, 2017

Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)

Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online

by Princess Syko April 07, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 12, 2018

past desires

a fat nigga who hasnt fucked on girl

that mf looks like a past desires

by gaylord123123 January 15, 2024