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ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019
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Loser parts

A Kerulian slang term reclaimed and ironically used by intersex people to describe ones genetalia of which does not conform the the typical male/female genitals
Xi-yikal: remember when your grandpa asked if I had loser parts?
Akor: Erm do NOT remind me of that, I had to explain to him for 20 minutes why he can't say that and it makes it obvious he's not from kerulia
by Kerulian_terms December 10, 2023
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I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2

You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
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Vasilios Grady Nyktas part 2

Vasilios is so sweet but kinda bad a committing to a relationship, but you can always lean on him for advice or just someone to talk to. He’s a good friend that’s for sure. I hope is future gf named Sophia Comes back to save him cause he needs some help. He’s kinda mean sometimes. Practically born and asshole with anger issues but ig he’s loveable
by Ummmno June 22, 2022
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Charlotte part 2

She doesn't make you feel sad or jealous. She doesn't pressure you into becoming friends again with the girl that backstabbed you TWICE. She doesn't ignore you and make you feel like you aren't good enough and go have fun with other people. Charlottes don't make them feel sad around you and go have a lot of fun with her other friends to make you feel bad. She will always be there for you and I couldn't appreciate it enough. When being friends with a Charlotte you feel like your friends with an angel. When messing around, taking pictures, using moving chairs to go down small hills, I never have that much fun as I have with some of my "friends" from my new school. Unlike Charlottes some girls might talk behind your back and talk about how you scream too much and have anger issues and crys too much. Charlottes never talk behind your back. ILYSM CHARLOTTE <333333. Also, if you aren't best friends with a Charlotte, what the heck are you doing with your life??? Get up and go find a Charlotte to be bestfriends with! <3
girl one/Erica: I feel so that i dont have a perfect body, oh what should i do Charlotte part 2?

girl two/ Charlotte: *inserts whole essay on how i'm beautiful on both outside and inside*
by Erica D :) May 1, 2022
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parts train

When an object (mostly car parts) leap-frogs its way via a "train" (made up of a group of people along the route) until it reaches its destination.
I need a part from Vegas. Parts train anyone?
by CelnAl June 24, 2021
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