by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023
Get the Parker Flastermug. A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.
Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"
by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022
Get the Parkermug. Highest form of an asskisser, typical white man unsatisfied with himself that he acts black to fit in
by BamHoeBam May 19, 2016
Get the Tyler Parkermug. by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022
Get the Peter parkermug. 
so there’s this boy, And the way he laughs makes me smile, And the way he talks gives me butterflies, And everything about him makes me happy. His smile paints rays of sunshine all over his face, warm and soft enough to make a sunflower grow. he's the freckled boy that puts the stars in the sky but still motivates me to create my own stars. my love for him is multiplied by the number of stars, take it to infinites, the number of unknown planets and plus the wide of the universe. he's the kind of boy that poems are written about,
by kaydenjude November 20, 2018
Get the Parkermug.