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Jazz

The baddest bleep of all the lands. Absolute legend no questions. Smart, funny, kind and all types of swag. If your name if Jazz, you're a star. You have feet problems though and that's your downfall. xoxox
"Omg I love that girl who is that"
"Thats Jazz. The baddest bleep of all the lands"
by yourfathergregory September 10, 2021
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Dank Jazz

Usually referred to as Jazz that is "dank." Mainly jazz that has electronic pianos, grand pianos, jazz drums, and sax.
Wow, this is some really dank jazz.
by TruPup December 6, 2016
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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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Jazz

Jazz is the best person you will ever meet! She is so crazy and weird, she is strong mentally and physically. Everyone loves jazz she funny and the easiest person to make friends. Jazz is very good at any sport, she is a loud human being with a big smile . Jazz is always there for u she can be a bitch if she has to, jazz is friends with everyone !
I wish I could make friends like jazz
by Jasminew March 12, 2017
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Jazz

An amazing women! Very aggressive but straight up. Confident and hardly ever wrong. Usually in love with a man named Jacob
Jazz the one who’s never wrong
by Theminsteoudity October 3, 2023
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Jimmy Jazz

Humoriste
Jimmy Jazz a fait rire hier

Jimmy Jazz l'humoriste qui a moins de rythme
by Jimmy jazz 1 November 22, 2021
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sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads
Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)
by ciro May 12, 2014
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