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Birds of an egg

They are so alike.are they birds of an egg?
by Iamkogi June 7, 2021
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Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.
Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"
by La_Nina February 18, 2010
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Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.
I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.
by smashuri November 2, 2010
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Egg-Shan

a modern day mystic warrior who uses Chinese black magic to battle the evil spirit Lo-Pan.
"You never could beat me, Egg-Shan."

--quote from Lo-Pan after a heated battle
by Eli Whitney June 14, 2005
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egg hunters

A word me and a friend made up for the simple term semen
I hoe your egg hunters were never good at easter egg hunts.
by UEGIEAgf July 6, 2005
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egg snot

The clear and sometimes cloudy, viscous, sticky, uncooked white of an egg. Under cooked sunny-side-up egg.
"Gross! I ordered my eggs sunny-side up...not egg snot! I need a tissue for this, not toast!"
by C.Palmer June 7, 2007
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Egg Hunt

1.The act of sexual intercourse for the sole purpose of impregnating your partner. When a couple actively tries to get pregnant. filled the basket
2. A traditional Easter holiday tradition. Grownups hide eggs from the "Easter Bunny" and children search/hunt for them.
Guy#1: I am so tired today.
Guy#2: Jeanna had you out late egg hunting again?
Guy#1: Yea, ,we've been trying for weeks now, but I think I finally filled the basket.
by Murtle January 24, 2008
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