fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes

Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card

by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021

Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.

Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.

by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021

Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.

1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.

by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017

Card banger

Person uses cards to remind them of there daily life and what to say.

Oh man did you see the paper Biden used to remember what to say?

Yea he’s a total card banger

by Green weenie July 20, 2021

VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."

by HHatss October 4, 2021

wifey card

A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.

Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.

Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.

by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014

D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.

Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?

by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020