the moment in between taking a shit and wiping, when you're completely unable to do anything besides sit there helplessly
Nick: "I was about to go on a date with this girl but I had the sudden urge to take a shit the last minute and I was toilet locked for like 45 minutes"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
George: "Wow, that is so not poggers"
by Achilleas Sym December 21, 2020
After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.
by darchingHard July 02, 2019
This is a modified version of a blumpie. Except while you're receiving oral pleasure the person performing oral will also be laid beneath you while you remain in a squatting like position and let both loads on to the person who will be a very angry one indeed when you fail to mention you wanted to take a shit on them. Making them your angry toilet :D
by Raging Repeating Raping Rhinos January 09, 2021
by tatsmec January 06, 2017
A particularly impressive poo, whose head sticks up a little over the water's edge in the toilet bowl
poo shit floater toilet turd
poo shit floater toilet turd
by Speedpoo April 28, 2014
Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.
Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...
by Preteranimus July 15, 2010
by boss_bo_boss June 06, 2014