Poop Deck

1) A kind of balcony deck on a ship/cruise.

2) A deck on a ship you take a dump on.

I took a dump on the dank doodle poop deck. That cruise was lit

by Higgle Dooda October 30, 2017

Deck Dealer

Old dude who use to skate that picks up skateboards from the shop to resell or raffle at inflated prices so that they can use the money to support their addiction.

Dave’s a Deck Dealer, he’s cleared out three stores of all the new skateboard decks and now is raffling and selling them so he can buy more.

by Skaterboi89 August 5, 2022

In the deck

An asexual (ace) person who hasn’t realized that they’re ace yet. Similar to the term “egg” for trans people.

“Zack told me he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to have sex when they could just masturbate. I think he’s in the deck.”

by ThePipYay October 28, 2021

Double Decked

To hit a person in the face with Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco.

Man, did you see that guy get hit with a corn shell taco that's also wrapped with beans in a flour tortilla!!! That fool got his ass Double Decked!!!

by SwirlyJoe January 21, 2010

I only play water decks

One of the most based people on duelingbook

I only play water decks is extremely based

by AGenericUser May 1, 2022

fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023