tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

[breaking carrots]

When the male injures his penis

Girl 1: Girl, I killed in soccer today! I kicked so many guys today lol Girl 2: now that's what I call breaking carrots lol

by da_crazi_bitch102 February 28, 2008

Womani-break

Like a Mani-break but shit.

Gary went away on a Mani-break and came back all relaxed but when I organised a Womani-break with my friends it turned into some sort of Prosecco and Love Island fuelled Lord of the Flies nightmare.

by jonboy902100 January 27, 2023

S break

Refers to going outside or opening the garage door, to have 1 or multiple smokes .

Hey dude open hit the button on the door so we can air out the garage after all those s breaks

by syphilis symphony May 22, 2016

chip breaking

Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.

Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap

Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.

by The.Sniper July 1, 2018

Skate or Break

“Skate or Break”, is a game invented by the community within skateboarding. The game can be played among 2 or more skaters but ultimately the bigger the group the better. How to play: group stand around in a circle with whoever(person A) wants to start first in the middle, person A vocally states a skate trick they’re gonna attempt, attempt the trick. If person A lands said trick, you’re *safe*, but if person A does not land the trick(fails) all the other skaters surrounding get to *PLAYFULLY* beat you up. Everyone involved takes turn in attempting a trick of theIt own choice Which will result in either being safe or being brawled.

Tyler: “yo wanna play skate or break?”
Bryler & group: “hell yeah!”
Bryler: “popshuv” *attempts popshuv* *fails landing*
Group: *BRAWL*

by not a person a problem June 17, 2020

Take a break

Don't take a break. Never stop don't stop they are coming. Fast. They know where you are.

"hey man you've been working so hard you should take a break"

"I can't they are coming for me'

by Senorita Thicc Boi November 24, 2019