String Killer

When the crew is having a spirited group text debate about babes, sports, music or the like and that one guy chimes with something so stupid or perverted that it kills the entire conversation, and everyone just goes on about their business.

"Whatever happened to Erika Eleniak from Baywatch." - Idyt
"Remember when she popped out the cake in Under Siege for no reason." - IJ
"I think I just crapped my pants." - Gnoobs
"String Killer." - SeaDick

by idyt December 17, 2016

magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.

I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no

by Mr. Brezlin April 27, 2016

Silly String

When you shoot so far it looks like white silly string.

Damn it's a Silly String type of night!
I'm gonna silly string right in ya babe

by Windisprite May 31, 2017

v-string

A "Vee-String Vagina Prosthesis" is an undergarment in the basic shape of a G-string which has the appearance of an artificial vagina colour-matched to the wearer's skin. Aimed primarily at crossdressers and at a male-to-female transgender niche market, it exists in various models - some of which claim to allow urination, masturbation or sexual activity with the vee-string in place. Evidently, your mileage may vary.

Confusingly, there have been multiple attempts to trademark "v-string" or "vee-string" (which are phonetically identical) for different products. Victoria's Secret has been trying since 1998 to trademark "v-string" as a store-branded variant of what is basically a g-string. Castle Supply has been trying since 2002 to trademark "vee-string" for an artificial prosthetic vagina, worn much like a g-string but for M2F TG's. And then there's the "v-strings that win" logo and slogan which had been used by Victory Sports for strings for tennis or badminton-style rackets apparently since the 1950's.

You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.

by bitchuck January 4, 2025

bungee string

Wigan-ese The thin strip of skin that is on the underside of your knob.

It is impossible to crack one off with nowt but a Freemans mail order catalogue, I nearly snapped me bungee string it took so long, said P Diddy

by Johnny 5 is Alive May 8, 2008

string smashing

String smashing is a technique for solving complex structurals problem in computer science with excessive use of string concatenation. Typically results in extremely high cyclomatic complexity, unmaintanable code, and developer insanity.

Building an in application "search engine" for a relational database by having thousands of lines of PHP code that builds a massive string containing an sql query.

A simple example of string smashing would be the following line of pseudo code.

"select" + COLUMNS + "from" + TABLE_NAME + "where" + GET_CONSTRAINTS()

by benju May 9, 2013

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014