Fag Tap

When a homosexual man delicately slaps a heterosexual man.

MAN: Nguyen, go ahead and slap Adams.....**Gingerly taps**
MAN: Don't "FAG TAP" him, slap him.

by Siggy352 March 2, 2023

Spianal Tap

A spianal tap occurs when the aggressor's penis is so large relative to the orifice being fucked it actually rips through protective tissues lining the spine and makes contact with the nerve tissue within the spine itself, resulting in a rush of simultaneous pain and pleasure for the victim/beneficiary. As this sexual position carries potential health risks it is typically reserved for safe locations such as hospitals where emergency care can be given immediately after said act.

Big pimpin with da one and only g dizzle all up in herre in da big WA!! Spianal Tap nigga!!

by Mike Corello January 18, 2008

tapped out

In reference to relations with the opposite sex, tossing the towel emotionally.

Hey dude, hows it goin with suzie these days?

Bro, i'm tapped out. you should too, just tap out, man. trust me, tap out.

by skram3030 September 26, 2006

tap the keg

Drinking a large quantity of adult beverages and succumbing to the urge to urinate.

Once I tap the keg, I have to pee after every beer.

by Apocalyptimaniac September 24, 2005

nut tap

a nut tap is when you lightly hit somebody's balls for reasons like if they're being a dick

imma finna nut tap you if you don give me the fucking money

by louis xannie May 3, 2018

Tapping the Bowl

Rubbing/stimulating the inflamed, worn clitorus of a successful porn star's vagina with long acrylic finger nails in an aggressive repetitive motion.

Did you see Pamela Anderson tapping the bowl on the Tommy & Pamela video? She wore that thing raw with those fake french manicures.

by Jeff Myles Scott January 23, 2007

Witch's Tap

The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.

The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.

by THE Frank Spencer August 16, 2008