The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes
by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021
Get the fag cardmug. by Yub Yub Shoog Doog December 12, 2021
Get the KKK (Cards)mug. A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
Get the Report Cardmug. A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
Get the Courtesy Cardmug. When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.
I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!
by SuperTerri November 7, 2010
Get the vanity cardedmug. by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021
Get the V- Cardmug. An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.
Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"
by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023
Get the Calamity Cardsmug.