Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.

“Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”

by Northern kid January 18, 2019

noatee

1. Mutton chops so extreme they become the exact opposite of a goatee.

2. A beard that doesn't meet in the middle, like two lovers that could never be.

i.e. Led Zepplin had a mad noatee.

by $ylv$hady March 22, 2019

Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

Northern Duo

A pair of northern pals who partake together in journeys via public transport.
Whenever travelling as a northern duo one must use it as an opportunity to befriend as many other travellers as possible. Most entertaining if one half of the duo is a trickster.

*addressing unsuspecting traveller*

Trickster: Good afternoon this is my travel buddy, we are a northern duo. What is your name?

Traveller: I am Mr Chapman

by Snakey 🐍 July 3, 2019

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

norweeb

a weeb and a normie mixed

"its scientifically proven that norweeb isnt a word" now it is

by snowmanking August 28, 2019

northern Harti

A term used to describe Hartis who live in the tip of the Horn peninsula, to differentiate themselves from the southerners ruled historically by the Boqow dynasty.

he's a northern Harti

by readyforthemoon55 September 7, 2019