Norman war helmet

When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!

I gave the baw and chain a Norman war helmet last night and she was ready for battle.

by The peoples poet RP August 20, 2011

Nermal

Not quite normal, a little strange, different,or eccentric. One who thinks and acts as if there is no box, not a cookie cutter type person, does not conform, makes their own trail instead of following the beaten path.

I have never been normal, I am nermal!

( meaning not quite normal)

by Phoenix dawn May 24, 2018

Nor/mal

Hey Nor/mal You do know that Gay men use that as a Secret code for Anal

“My pronouns?? Nor/mal LOL”
soooo Tomorrow at my place?
“Yea I’ll bring the mayo”

by TRUST ME IM WISE October 15, 2021

Brainwashed Normals

An all encompassing term used in rebuttal to a political point made accusing a group of people of being brainwashed. (eg. brainwashed liberals, brainwashed fox news watchers). Used tongue in cheek to suggest that anyone subscribing to any mainstream ethos is brainwashed, yet by using the term "normal" acknowledges the lack of sanity of any point being made in the rebuttal.

All you brainwashed normals will never acknowledge the real cause of our suffering is due to the Morlocks of Middle Earth secretly controlling all world governments. We have to dig to the core of the Earth and take them over with force and stop concerning ourselves with distractions such as poverty and global war.

Of course you don't believe fluoridation of water is the greatest communist plot of all time to destroy capitalist, your a brainwashed normal.

by Manny the Builder July 27, 2016

Granny Norma

An absolute gangsta who will cut your throat if your not careful. When you hear her say I remember when trees were everywhere then you know your going to die

Public: Oh no it’s Granny Norma
Granny Norma: I remember when trees were everywhere

Public: *dead

by G_Normz22 January 17, 2021

nermal

Someone who puts the lemon on before the sugar on a pancake.

- Surely it doesn't matter which one you put on first? It all gets mixed together anyway, right?
- I pity you. The plight of the nermal is a tragic one.

by MikeyLear January 27, 2008

Norman

A ballhog in soccer.
When a really good player knows that he's the best and keeps the ball from all the "not as good" players on the team.

Tom: Dude, that idiot's hogging the ball again.
Shaun: What a Norman!

by Sukai December 17, 2008